It's a disaster, here's what we're after - old-school: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjySNEVjZsQ

No seriously...

Our app front end is almost entirely rendered with JS code, so we are looking for someone who is truly qualified in that area.

Analytical development background in object-oriented coding techniques, usually this means a computer science degree, but not required.

Your development practices need to follow well-organized and planned code to support future development efforts.

Hard core understanding of Javascript - I mean the stuff that underlies JQuery. If you only know JQuery, this is not a suitable position.

Experience with CoffeeScript and Backbone.js is preferred. Please? ;)

Ruby On Rails front end is too much to ask, but hey - that would severely rock.

Experience with code repo management in Git

Years of experience doesn't matter as much as skill in development

I don't care where you live as long as you can do the work. :)